This was sent to me by blog reader and awesome Twitter follower @rueben_poole.
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
But dammit, Rudolph how could you not see Captain Scrooge? Not at all?"
Santa appears to say: “WTF, Rudolph?”
It looks like a USAF Reserve jet successfully intercepted Santa. Captain Scrooge is apparently NOT a graduate of Top Gun school.
Here’s Captain Scrooge himself, who appears to be somewhat upset at what he’s caused.
An elf scrapes some of the debris off of the tail. I guess little Sarah will have to wait until next year for her new Tricycle.
The National Transportation Safety Board will need this photo, as it shows the point of impact. Gory stuff, I know.
At least some of Santa’s Reindeer survived the impact. But the debris is everywhere…