Monday, June 18, 2012

Disturbed Auburn fan wishes sexual assault upon Disturbed Alabama fan

This is straight from the You-Can't-Make-This-Up department.

An Auburn blogger has already tried and convicted accused Toomer's Corner poisoner Harvey Treevorkian Updyke and wants justice done upon him.

Time for a Little Justice in East Alabama
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The party is over for Harvey Updyke.
...I suppose if I was about to become somebody's "boy toy" for the foreseeable future, my health may take a hit. Updyke's lawyer blames his health issues on diabetes.

He shouldn't worry. I bet old Bubba in the state pen will be glad to administer those insulin shots in the ass each evening. I just hope Bubba's an Auburn fan.


Now the good times are over for Alabama's popular fanboy. All the autographs, pats on the back and pictures with fans are in the past. When convicted he'll likely spend the last productive years (if there were ever any) behind bars, far away from the adulation of his twisted fan base.

I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to a little justice being handed out in the next week. There will be no sorrow in my heart for this punk. I hope he and Bubba have quality cell time for many football seasons to come.
Both fan bases have their lunatic fringes. Updyke is the face of the Bama side. The horde of Auburn fans stalking Tide football players are the faces of the other side. Or, maybe theirs are the guys conspiring to cause automobile accidents. No, wait. It's gotta be the ones who creepily stalked various Facebook accounts and dug up pictures that proved... nothing.

Maybe it's all of the above.

Ironic that in the middle of the Jerry Sandusky trial, now they're wishing sexual assault on the other face of the lunatic fringe.


ColorOfGrey said...

You gotta appreciate the author actually hoping "Bubba" the prison anal rapist is an Auburn fan.

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