Monday, March 12, 2012

"At least" one gorilla is still at large in Hale County, Alabama

Hale County Sheriff's Office searching for possible gorilla - ABC 33/40 - Birmingham News, Weather, Sports
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At least?
Hale County, AL -The Hale County Sheriff's Office says they are searching for at least one gorilla. A gorilla was last spotted near a store on County Road 61 in Newbern.
A dispatcher with the Sheriff's Office said a crew consisting of the Newbern Volunteer Fire Department, police department, as well as Sheriff's deputies were searching for the animal.

Currently, it is unknown how many are loose or in what direction they are headed.

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UPDATE: Still at large. And, "authorities say they are not sure how many gorillas they are searching for."

UPDATE II: The initial report came from schoolchildren on a bus. School kids know what a gorilla looks like, right? Right?


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