You know that car in the ditch that El Presidente has been talking so much about?
We found Obama, too. Guess where he was? At Tacky Jack’s. Sipping on a Slurpee, or something.
Later on, he and his hug buddy Charlie Crist went to the beach. Wow. Boobs on the beach.
Obama didn’t make it to this beach, though.
Oh well. At least Michelle didn’t get stuck in the ditch. She had reservations in a modest secluded, getaway on the coast of Spain.
Meanwhile, back in the US of A:
And the President does what he does best: