Thursday, December 22, 2011

Terry Bowden: From Tater Tot to Zipper Tot

Via ESPN’s Mark Schlabach, who caused a bit of a Twitter chuckle with the original headline: Sources: Terry Auburn hired as coach at Akron (see Feedly screenshot below).

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In taking over the Akron Zips, Terry Bowden, aka Tater Tot, will return to the FBS ranks for the first time since 1998 when he was forced out at Auburn after reportedly [ahem] dipping himself into the wrong container of ketchup.

Akron, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, hide yo secretaries…

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