Saturday, September 10, 2011

SEC Gameday Snarks

By: @LivingCrimson

Dooley hot pantsDerek Dooley’s custom tailored orange pants were a big hit on Rocky Top. Vols fans flocked to local clothing stores looking for similar menswear. Alas, no such luck. Dooley imported the custom fabric and there was only enough material to make one pair of pants.

In an exclusive scoop, we have managed to locate Dooley’s tailors. We’re certain there are other orange fabrics if you find life too dull without a pair of bright orange pants. The tailors can be contacted in care of the Y.M.C.A., Knoxville, TN.

Dooley Village People


Despite intense media pressure, Mark Richt is not acknowledging the heat of his seat. He even joked and laughed at his post-Boise State press conference.

Georgia has been focused in its preparation for the South Carolina game today and the Dawgs are feeling hopeful because … it’s the Gamecocks.

We think Richt might be putting on a good game face, though. We’ve obtained exclusive footage of his mindset last night before the big game.

Nightmare on Richt Street


And last but not least, the coach who avows to Jon Gruden his offense is NFL-ready … Gene Chizik. Auburn faces a tough challenge today, but we’re confident the professional playcalling will once again bring the game right down to the wire.

Dan Mullen has no comment.

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