Monday, June 27, 2011

Darnell Dockett live tweets a traffic stop. What could go wrong?


I don’t know how this ended. These were sent from Darnell Dockett’s verified Twitter account. The first was posted at 11:58 am EDT and the last was posted at 2:18 pm EDT. Apparently, the local constabulary had the outspoken Arizona Cardinals Defensive Lineman pulled over for more than two hours.

There R 3police cars and they are talking! I don't see A search warrant they won't see inside this escalade! I got all day hope they don't!
image Police said "do you mind if we look around in your Vehicle?" I said I sure DO! He said "I'm gonna call back up" I said u wanna use my phone?
image I think they (POLICE) going to get a search warrant cuz they sitting here looking like fools waiting on something!
image These COPS really think I'm stupid they playing good cop bad cop! BOY STOOOOP! I'm not falling for that! NO SIR YOU WILL NOT LOOK IN MY CAR!
image This cop just ask me how tall R u & where R U from! I'm bout to ask him can I go across the street to POPEYS while we sitting here waiting!
image I been sitting here for a HOUR 1cop by the driver window, 2talking at the car! And the 1by the window being friendly! Like wtf?
image I asked the cop why he pulled me over he said I was speeding I said BULLSHIT! But give me the ticket that's when he asked to search my car!
image So you gonna lie and say I'm speeding then you wanna search my car! Get the F*ck ouutta here! Better go get a warrant *turns up radio*
image OK so now I think they letting me Go cop just brought my DL's and registration! Yeah I'm bout to be out this MOFO!

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uakidd said...

Sounds like he was traveling through Prattville after dark.

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