Yikes! Thousands of actual witches set to cast a spell on President Donald Trump

Was it the President's constant "witch hunt" complaint about the ongoing impeachment circus that set'em off? Or was it some specific policy initiative that has spurred these thousands of prestidigitators to weave their magic?

The ritual calls for the use of an unflattering photo of Trump, a tarot card, a stub of an orange candle, a pin, and a feather. Participants then call on the “heavenly hosts, demons of the infernal realms, and spirits of the ancestors” to bind Trump “so that his malignant works may fail utterly.”

Demons of infernal realms? What infernal realms? There's more than one? This is supposed to happen at midnight on October 25. Of course it is--nothing good
happens when you're out and about after midnight.

Just in time for Halloween, too. The good news is that it's supposed to rain Friday night. That's good because we all know that a wet broom is bad luck--it dampens the spirits.

This is the Gulf Coast. We kinda have history with Voodoo and other dark pagan-like practices. There's actually a website or three that have a complete list of all eyes of newt and tails of oxen components, along with the proper steps and the actual ritual. I'm not linking that schtuff up because some of y'all might be just deranged enough to try it. Not necessarily on our beloved POTUS but maybe on some other poor soul against whom you carry an irrational grudge.

If you're worried, and you're wondering if there might be a way of warding off the spells of those teaming up with infernal realm demons, St. Patrick has you covered. And you thought St. Paddy's Day was just about green beer.

Thumbnail origin for those not old enough to remember is from the Monty Python Holy Grail classic:

Romanian Witches cast spells to ward off taxes

The Associated Press, via Washington Times.

Maybe we could have them come over here and try it with Obamacare.

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Angry witches are using cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government, which is forcing them to pay taxes. Also in the eye of the taxman are fortune tellers, who should have seen it coming.

And President Traian Basescu isn't laughing it off. In a country where superstition is mainstream, the president and his aides wear purple on Thursdays, allegedly to ward off evil spirits.

Witches from Romania's eastern and western regions will descend to the southern plains and the Danube River on Thursday to threaten the government with spells and spirits. Mauve has a high vibration, it makes the wearer superior and wards off evil attacks, according to the esoteric group Violet Flame — which practices on Thursdays.

A dozen witches will head to the Danube to put a hex on the government and hurl mandrake into the river "so evil will befall them," said a witch named Alisia. She identified herself with one name, as is customary among witches.

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