Nationally syndicated talk radio host Paul Finebaum announced via his twitter account that Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney will appear on his radio show today. If Finebaum opens the phone lines, Romney may never set foot in this part of the country again.
This is either going to make talk radio history, or it’s going to be an unmitigated disaster. There is no middle ground.
Follow the Twitter hashtag #MittonFinebaum and you’ll see what I mean.
It will be talk radio history if Romney acknowledges that Nick Saban is really the most powerful man in the world and the POTUS is just another wannabe. If he then goes on to do a better job of SEC mascot impressions than Tammy, the White House is his to lose.
It will be an unmitigated disaster if Darryl from Columbus spends the whole segment mancrushing over both Romney and Finebaum, the Hale County Gorilla crashes the studio during the broadcast or Romney confesses to have poisoned a couple of trees.
All bets are off if this lady makes it through the call screeners.
EXIT QUESTIONS: Where is that damned gorilla, and why do things like this have to happen the day after we all sacrifice an hour of sleep on the altar of Daylight Savings Time?