Thursday, May 19, 2011

Verne Lundquist sighs in relief, as Psalm FaaFoisia Pulemagafa Wooching commits to UCLA

No, really. That’s the dude’s real name. Psalm FaaFoisia Pulemagafa Wooching. See Bryan Fischer’s story at

I’m sure you all share my fond memories of Verne Lundquist trying to pronounce the relatively simple name, “Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis.”  God bless him, he really did try but he really did struggle mightily trying to wrap his jowls around it.

Should Wooching have chosen an SEC school (Houston Nutt always has room), could you imagine him trying to say, “and there goes Sum Bitching dude for the touchdown!”

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