In a speech today, President Barack Hussein Obama unveiled a breathtaking new plan to renovate the White House, part of his effort to "reach out” to the muslim community, bow down and show how we’ve become such good little dhimmis:
“And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world,” Mr. Obama said. “And so there’s got to be a better dialogue and a better understanding between the two peoples.”
The renovation project will be funded in part by unspent stimulus funds, but the majority of financing will be provided by gracious and generous unnamed contributors from the Middle East.
Obama also unveiled the architect’s rendering of the splendid new look of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:
The news was hailed: "We are so excited. What a magnificent project. We will review any requests for pilgrimage from the Muslim world, and as long as they have their papers in order, they will be welcome. This could be a great opportunity to promote dialogue and tourism to help the economy. Twenty, thirty million Muslims per year coming, Allah be praised," said Khalid al-Sadr, a consultant on the project, in an interview with CNN.
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